Water water everywhere!!!

They took me swimming!!! its horrible, first they shower me, then they strap this thing they call a lifejacket rond me and they dunk me in this big pool and make me swim. My mum n dad are so happy when they see me in the pool because i use my left leg to help me swim, but little do they know that i am only swimming to get to the other side and out! The lady who dunks me is called Helen, she is quite nice because she gives me bits of sausages when i get out but she is evil, she lets me get out for a minute and then puts me back in! I have my revenge though, i splash her lots and she is always soaking by the time im finished. I have been 4 times now, and my nan says she will keep making me go till i walk again :(

My mum has been very happy with me, i keep lifting my tail and using my left leg to raise me up a bit. She gets so excited when i do this, i dont know why, im only doing it to get me closer to the food they have on the table (or to wee on her when she is in a mood hee hee).

Aunty Eva is the same as ever, her back has been itching her again so the stinky stuff will be coming out again soon :( I do love my aunty Eva.

I have sad news this time tho, my daddy's other dog Bonnie died since i last came on, and left Poppy on her own, and this made daddy very sad so i just wanted to let my dad know that i was sorry and that im always there for him with a big lick to cheer him up.

Heres a couple of pictures of the torture they put me through every saturday:

and my aunty Eva wanted me to put this one on:

So bye for now, i'll let you know if they keep dunking me in the water, then someone can come rescue me, preferably bringing food with them!